so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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