We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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