I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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