I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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