I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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