It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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