This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Congratulations! We have a period
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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