Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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