she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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