He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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