Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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