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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Drake has all the answers
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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