I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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