that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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