what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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