Farmville is her only friend.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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