grandma shit on top of the toilet
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Randomize
