Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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