yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
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