Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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