I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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