WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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