it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
this will be a night to untag.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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