can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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