I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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