I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
