Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
and she was petting her beer can
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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