summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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