I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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