so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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