Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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