You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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