i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Randomize
