Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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