About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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