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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Randomize
