my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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