His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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