i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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