I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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