So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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