I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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