Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
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