Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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