Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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