Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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