i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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