Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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