Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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