What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
