is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
dude. I can hear the air.
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