My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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