that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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