Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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