ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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