Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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